The fu*k buddy manual: An ultimate guide to casual relationships

If after numerous breakups, you are done with love and just looking to get down without any strings attached, then you need this guideline or else you will be catching feelings before you know it.

From the very first conversation you have with them, let it begin with something mildly sexual but appropriate. Lay your cards on the table, and let them know what you are interested in just their body, not their mind or a friendship.

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Note that a fuck buddy and friends with benefits are not the same things. A fuck buddy is not your friend.

Do not attempt to get to know them as a person or fill the loneliness in your life with your fuck buddy by calling and texting constantly. Limit the texts to only times you want to hook up with them.

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According to the manual, once it is morning, go to your house or better still never sleep over. Do not spend two nights in a row at their place. Do not start some sort of cohabitation. Before you know it, she is wearing your shirt, giving you facials and you are acting like a couple.

If you want to never catch feelings, do not cuddle, strip the relationship to the bare essentials, coitus, sex, intercourse - cuddling is reserved for someone you crave affection from, someone you want to love or you love.

Once you hear things like, “I don’t like what you said” know that the end of your fuck buddy relationship is over. In this arrangement, feelings don’t matter, only sex. Plus, the more a person’s actions hurt, the more you care about them.

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